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This Candle Smells Like My Penis

Regular price $45.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $45.00 USD
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  • The scent is pumpkin spice latte
  • 20 ounce jar
  • 18 ounce wax fill
  • H/W 3.68"/4" (9.3 cm / 10.2 cm)
  • Triple wicked

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